Lethal Food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
Mondegreen
A word or phrase resulting from mishearing a word or phrase
The Marx Brothers
Groucho Marx hosted a TV show called "This Is Your Life."
Back in the day, today...
1972: 1st black US political convention opens (Gary IN)
1972: General Lon Nol becomes President & prince Sirik Matak premier of Cambodia
1974: Christian Democrats win Belgium parliamentary election
1980: Willard Scott becomes the weather forecaster on the Today Show
1982: President Reagan proclaims economic sanctions against Libya
1983: Walter Alston, Dodgers manager, elected to Hall of Fame
1990: 4th American Comedy Awards: When Harry Met Sally
1990: Lieutenant General Avril resigns as President of Haiti
1996: 22nd People's Choice Awards: Apollo 13, Tom Hanks win
Did you know?
You would find a mainspring barrel in a clock, not a rifle.
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